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Submitted for your approval -- fourteen song re-write parodies about who we are and why we wear what we wear! Enjoy (and please leave a comment!)

Fire up itunes and sing along to these fourteen re-writes of popular songs that express that uniquely "blue" condition only the TG can ever truly know (and appreciate) ... enjoy, and please leave a comment!

Every adult was once a child, Every master was once an apprentice, And every story precedes another ... What if The Wizard came from a place before time and space itself? And what if he had a pivotal choice to make, leaving the fate of the young cosmos in his hands? Join us as we explore an alternate history of Spells-R-Us.

Every adult was once a child, Every master was once an apprentice, And every story precedes another ... What if The Wizard had a history stretching back to the ancient, lost continent of Atlantis? And what if he was the key to a secret cabal seeking to control the world? Join us as we explore an alternate history of Spells-R-Us.

Revealed at long last: the secret, government cover-up that immediately followed the Great Shift. Can a brave team of damage control experts prevent a global disaster from morphing into an even worse catastrophe?

Revealed at long last: the hidden history behind the top-secret government experiments that eventually culminated in the catastrophe history calls "The Great Shift."

Once upon a time, I knew a girl named Tiffany. Here's a brief drabble about how she made me feel...

A cross-dressed man has a bad night and finds solace with a diner waitress. Naturally the two discuss sports...

In the distant future, on a faraway space station, an alien shapeshifter learns what it means to become human clothing.

A respectful ode to my favorite fiction website and the incredible community of readers, writers, and volunteers who sustain it.

Nothing in life is free. Even magic requires a price to be paid. A miracle-working sorceress helps a small group of clients achieve their goals by making the appropriate sacrifices.

"Whenever I'm feeling unhappy, I just try to think of nice things ... Daffodils ... Green meadows ... skies full of stars ..."

What's worse than being a woman-trapped-in-a-man's-body? Try that AND having a literary critic-in-the-body-of-a-cockroach for a best friend.

Fanatafiction is the premiere TG-Literature site on the web, and the Ultraboard hosted there serves as a modern day Algonquin Roundtable - a free marketplace of thoughtful ideas, witty observations, and friendly creative discourse. Let's take a look at a discussion thread...

Have yourself a merry little Christmas. It may be your last. Next year we may all be living in the past. In a year these words will be forgotten, if the Lord allows. From now on we'll have to muddle through somehow. So have yourself a merry little Christmas now.

When an Enterprise crewman is caught stealing women's clothes, Captain Kirk angrily disciplines the man. A short time later, an alien artifact gives that same crewman godlike powers... and the opportunity to seek vengeance against Kirk and the Enterprise crew.

True stories entrance us with a special brand of magic. Don't get me wrong: it's Fictionmania, and we're here for the Fiction in all it's glory. But sometimes a couple of rambling true stories might hold a clue or two about who we are and why we read the things we do.

Though I didn't walk the proverbial mile in them, my first few steps in someone-else's-shoes set an important tone for the road ahead of me.

Don't touch that dial! Fictionmania will be right back with more great stories … after these important messages.

Remember the songs you used to listen to when putting on lipstick? Or the music you'd sing along to when choosing just the right skirt? Those songs are all back, in a beautifully mastered collection from Fictionmania. But this album in not available in stores and supplies are limited, so you must act now!Click here to learn more...

When a new, female executive assistant threatens his position at work, a quiet man with quiet habits finds himself pushed to unusual lengths to preserve his job security.

It's bad news for the Brookdale Bandits when, just before the big homecoming game, the Great Shift strikes, and their star quarterback gets swapped into the body of a 14-year old girl.

An old man's visit to Spells-R-Us brings temporary respite from the pains of age... but no gift lasts forever.

Once upon a magical morning, a man wore his wife's dress to the breakfast table. She did not approve.

Gather around and you shall hearSome doggerel verse; it's no Shakespeare!A couple more poems sans finessetransgendered couplets in crossdress.Please read and enjoy "Parodies in Pink"To get yourself started, just click on this link...

Nine famous poems, re-written and dressed in transgendered finery.

Four successful webmistresses celebrate their success, reminiscing about their early days starting up TG-Fiction sites. Based on "The Four Yorkshiremen" skit by Monty Python.

Willie Malter is more than just a meek, middle-aged, hen-pecked husband. Willie has a secret life his wife never suspected.

After three Air Force pilots return from a top-secret flight, they realize a strange force has begun changing them, erasing the men they had been.

The Idiot's Guide to TG Fiction -- not a story, but rather a series of TG vignettes to illustrate the genre and hopefully shed some light into why we write/read what we do.

An invader from another world arrives in the spring of 1958 and seeks to prevent World War III by putting someone new and more innocent in charge of Earth's Atomic Warfare programs.

Gather round and hear it said -- a tale of wonders bold, of exotic lands, and magic spells for your pleasure shall be told. Herein you'll find a fateful tale of a sailor whose luck was wan, and a cursed Djinn who caused our friend to unbecome a man ...

Three past "bodyswappers" try to help a new victim adjust to his/her new body, only to discover that all isn't at it seems with regards to this swapper's supposed identity.

Hank Bullington had a happy life as a fitness trainer until the Great Shift came along ... and he suddenly found himself in the least likely of bodies.

When Dr. Charles Merrick is hypnotically regressed to a past reincarnation, he is startled to discover just who he really once was. And the rediscovery of the knowledge about his past life drives him on a quest to change his life in the present.

Using a curious machine built by her boyfriend, Vicky trades "booksmarts" with her younger brother Daniel ... but it's "just for a week," to enable her to score better on her SATs.(note: this story contains, many different age changes)

David Carlson discovers a mysterious box belonging to an old relative of his. The box purpotedly has the power to "project" a person into a book or short story. But when David tests the box's magic he finds it's not quite what he had expected.

Jeffery's ex-girlfriend gives him a parting gift -- a magic ring capable of summoning a Djinn who will grant three wishes ... just not HIS three wishes.

Bob was just an ordinary guy hoping to get lucky with a schoolteacher ... when one of her less popular students sucked him into her fantasy world.

Jason Roark is a geeky high school nerd, until popular cheerleader Stephanie Garrison wishes she had his brain. Now only the help of gothic witch girl and her strange chaos religion can possibly restore their original personalities. Or can it?