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Christmas in Joel's home city is worse than bad. Post-apocalyptic conditions prevail because of a very dangerous bio-weapon released in the city. Things are grim - and Christmas is going to be a casualty. However, when Joel wishes he could do something, he has a strange encounter with three very strange Magi, and he receives gifts to help stop the contagion and save the holidays - but there are always complications. Note: This is a year old, and was written before the Ebola crisis in Africa. In a way, it's sort of prophetic.

A man with a wife and boring life meets his favorite rock star while hiking. After talking a while, she invites him and his wife to a concert and meal, and there she springs an offer that is quite unbelievable, and quiet irresistible to the couple. The man's life is about to change in ways he never expected.

A young man, feeling totally unwanted by his family, runs away. He needs to find a way to survive, and eventually, he stumbles into an Op Rescue clinic.

A young man, stuck in an orphage, suddenly twists into a girl, and not just any girl, but a girl with special powers and compulsions with infants.and an embarrassing condition. Because the order running the orphanage hates Twisted, he's thrown out to a crisis shelter. Worse, a doctor starts to suspect that she's twisted and has a special trick. Now, she has to figure out how to escape a web of intrigue and blackmail, and hopefully, find someplace safe to start over.

A mob hit man, who decides to go straight, is the intended victim of a hit. The hit goes wrong, and an innocent girl is killed my mistake. He feels guilty - if he hadn't been where he was, she wouldn't be in a coma in the hospital. He ducks another hit attempt, and finds himself in Madam Zelda's shop. She gives him a medallion, and when there's another hit attempt, he wakes up in the little girl's body

A high school garage band isn't doing very well at getting opportunities to perform. Some of the band members think they'd go further if they could replace the female lead vocalist who moved away. The problem is where to find such a singer. Then one of them decides to see if he can find a girl to recruit at Bikini Beach...

Despite the girls telling them no, the boys follow Natalya, Megan, and her friends to Bikini Beach to surprise them. Now the girls have to deal with an unexpected complication in their tween romances, and then the fallout of the boys having changed afterwards.This is the continuing saga of Natty, Jen's cousin. See Cousin Trouble and Jenny's Family for more background, but this is intended as a standalone story.

A veteran, who's considered a hero, is tired and feels broken, because his injuries left him crippled and less than a man. When Anya offers him a pass to Bikini Beach, the hero has to decide if he's better as a broken hero, or a whole woman.

A man was unjustly accused of domestic abuse to the point that he's divorced from his wife, and legally restrained from visiting his daughter. When a friend takes him to BB on a lark, to try to cheer him up, he gets an idea, and then works a deal with Grandmother to be able to visit his daughter occasionally.

The 'girls' from Midnight Swim are still working in the park, and having issues adjusting, when Grandmother makes an unexpected announcement. Their futures are now at stake, and they have some tough decisions to make.

A man loves his long-time friend from childhood, but she doesn't - and can't - love him, at least not physically. He thinks that Operation Rescue will give him a way to remedy the problem, but he's unaware of what that will mean to him, his job and friends, and his whole being - if he gets accepted into the program.

A young man blames himself for the accidental death of his sweetheart. His futile attempts to escape his guilt have put him on a path of self-destruction. A punk girl takes him to Bikini Beach, and he gets a new perspective, and maybe, a second chance.Notes: This story uses a few characters from Ellie Dauber's "Purse Snatcher" and "A Punk's Story" (Ed, Ken, Mel, Frankie, Tina, and Felicia). They are friends of the main characters, and are only incidentally used her. The story also makes reference to Melody, a girl from Ib12us's "The Runaway".This is a little difficult to write, because there are so many flashbacks, and I've struggled with a way to mark them as such, without being 'clunky.' Flashback paragraphs are demarked at the start by *****that fateful night***** or similar Many thanks to my editors, Sir Lee, Ib12us, and Salrissa. This one took more rounds of editing than any previous story, and I appreciate their patience.

A young orphan boy, feeling unwanted in a foster home, gets a free pass to Bikini Beach as a gift. Does it hold anything special for his life?

A friend of Melinda's has some serious difficulties with women, mostly because he gets all tongue-tied and clumsy when he's around a girl he's attracted to. Jenny and Melinda think that a trip to Bikini Beach might help him find a different approach.

A man on his deathbed reveals a deep dark secret, one that had profound implications for the world.

A man who's having an affair would love to leave his wife for his best friend and love. The problem is that the wife has the power to ruin him if he tries. He needs help - magic help of the kind that Bikini Beach specializes in. But the results aren't quite what he was thinking.

Jenny, Melinda, and Natalya have a new set of challenges as they adjust to being a somewhat unconventional 'family'. On top of that, Melinda and Jenny start to encounter some friction, since their work and school lives are diverging. Natalya is starting to feel - and act - more like a girl, including noticing boys. And there's a friend of Melinda's that is causing consternation to Jenny.

A secret service agent comes to the park with a very serious problem that will take Bikini Beach's special magic to solve. The problem is that it's very high-level politics, where the big boys play for keeps. Does Grandmother want to get involved, or can she afford not to?

A young man enjoys being on the cheer squad, but the teasing and ridicule is getting to him. A friend takes him to Bikini Beach -but is that really going to solve his problems?

Melinda and Jenny have a fling during Melinda's temporary job as a lifeguard. Jenny finds herself falling for Melinda. But Melinda's time is up, and Mitch has to go back to his life. What is Jenny going to do?Author's note: This story takes place after The Sub, but before Cousin Trouble. It is strongly suggested that you read Bikini Beach: The Sub first. Because of the order the stories were written, there IS a continuity error, since Cousin Trouble was written first but follows Dear Jenny; I am working to update Cousin Trouble.

When Jenny finds out her younger brother's son is suddenly an orphan, with no one to help him, she knows she's going to have to help out. The problem is that the boy needs a LOT more help than Jenny can provide.

A young man is dropping his sister and her friends off at Bikini Beach, and overhears a problem with lifeguard staff. Anya realize he might be able to help, but he doesn't know what he's getting himself into.This story and the Bikini Beach story theme are copyright, all rights reserved. Use of the characters or them without the express permission of the owner is a violation of copyright law.

A beach bum stumbles into Bikini Beach. During his stay, he offends some of the staff with his comments about the landscaping - which leads to an interesting proposition from Grandmother.Note: This is another older story which never got published to FM. It's a short vignette about a troubled soul, so it may not be satisfying to some.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college as a way to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. His life is about to change in ways that he could have never imagined. A few loose ends in the lives of Tommi, Katie, and Sara get wrapped up. This is the concluding chapter of the saga of Tommi Sue.

The second year is almost over, and summer plans are being revealed. Sara and Tommi still have some serious issues to confront as they try to mend their relationship.

Guys are turning up dead, and the cops have no leads. Who is this very mysterious serial killer, and are BB's customers on the list?Note: This was written a LONG time ago, before "In the Beginning", where Grandmother's history is revealed to Anya. As such, there are hints to that (then) story line. This is a dark story, unlike some others that I've written.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. His life is about to change in ways that could redefine him in ways he could have never imagined.Tommi's world is turning upside down as the semester ends. To add to her troubles, she's due again

Sara is dealing with issues of her own, including a desire to know Tommi and _her_ experiences more. Relationships are in trouble, and Sara is getting caught in a web that can only lead to problems.

In the aftermath of her last date, Tommi and Rachel have a surprising conversation. On Spring Break, the girls spend more time with Katie's folks, which gives Tommi yet another source of advice and comfort - and a huge surprise.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. His life is about to change in ways that could redefine him in ways he could have never imagined.Tommi continues to date, which mixes up her feelings. After having helped a troubled co-ed, Tommi gets involved with the girl's group, and finds some social issues with her dorm-mates and friends.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. His life is about to change in ways that could redefine him in ways he could have never imagined. Sara and Tommi spend their first Christmas as sisters - and as orphans, with no real home of their own.

A young man replies to an ad recruiting 'adoption facilitators', not knowing what that involves. As the semester winds down, Tommi get asked to go to the Winter Formal, which requires that she reveal her past. Meanwhile her mentor helps her begin to discover who and what she is, and get some clues about what her future might hold.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. Tommi's second pregnancy is slowly progressing. With finals looming, Tommi has an unexpected summons to the Dean's office.

A young man's college dreams seem doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'adoption facilitators'. Tommi and Sara have to deal with their own grief, and Tommi has a run-in with a student who's dealing with her own grief-related issues.

This gives the backstory, the rules, and some FAQs about the Morphic Adaptation Units, Mark V, for the MAU universe. I have also included some final notes about 'reserved' characters.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'adoption facilitators'. Tommi discovers a complication with her treatments, and another complication back home with her mother

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'adoption facilitators'. Tommi's is ready for her second transfer, but she has a conflict in timing between mid-terms and her hormones being ready. Then things get really interesting.

A bitter but brilliant and attractive woman who feels her career has been sidetracked by men finds an MAU. She figures out a clever way to use the device to get back at some of the men who she feels wronged - or will wrong - her.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'adoption facilitators'. The Dean's daughter confronts Tommi, complicating her life once more. As mid-terms approach, Tommi winds up at a campus Halloween party.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'adoption facilitators'. Tommi has new and totally unexpected and awkward situation, and some major consequences to deal with.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting "adoption facilitators". Summer school is over, everyone is back, and so is Sara. Starting a new semester as a girl shouldn't be so new, but it still is for Tommi.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. Tommi has to deal with postpartum depression, no friends around, and summer school class load. Her support from the clinic reaches a crisis, leaving Tommi in a bind.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. Tommi's pregnancy is progressing, and so is the semester. Tommi has new issues to deal with.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. Tommi's pregnancy is progressing, and so is the semester. Tommi has new issues to deal with.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. The spring semester has started, and it's now time for Tommi to fulfill the contract.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. The first part of Tommi's vacation was a disaster. Can he and Katie salvage anything from the remaining time off?

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. The fall semester is over, and Tommi must make plans for the holidays.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. Tommi is starting to see things differently - and not always pleasantly.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. In chapter 4, Tom's friends decide he needs to complete his changes.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'. In Chapter 3, Tom finds that his life may not be easy, as he starts adjusting to all the changes.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'adoption facilitators'. In chapter 2, he moves from the men's dorm to his new home - the women's dorm.

A young man gets in trouble and loses his scholarship. It looks like his dream of college to escape a poor future is doomed - until he sees an ad recruiting 'surrogates'.

When a research scientist's wife laments that she can't do more to protect the unborn, he uses his bioengineering skills to devise an alternative, and then to demonstrate on himself.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Elrod's Bikini Beach Universe (and a whole lot more), especially in case you want to set a story there.

An overly jealous woman suspects her husband is cheating. To pay him back, she tricks him into using an MAU. But sometimes, paybacks don't always go according to plan...

A doctor has to explain to a woman the side-effects of treating her husband's overdose of ED medication

A man and his girlfriend get into a dispute when she accidentally gets pregnant. He doesn't want her to have an abortion, but she doesn't want the baby. Fortunately (or unfortunately), the miracles of modern science give them both a way to be satisfied.

Old premise, new story. Charlies owes a loan shark but can't pay him back. The loan shark has a friend who can. Charlie is in deep doodoo.

An irresistible young woman tells her sad tale to her lover - an unbelievable tale that bespeaks doom for the man.

The first astronaut on Callisto has a close encounter of the fourth kind - without knowing it. Now the crew is starting to experience some very unusual events in the ship. They have to unravel the mystery to see if the encounter is a threat to the rest of them.

A trio of pregnant women are getting frustrated by the lack of sympathy from their husbands / lovers. A visit to a curious little shop gives them the means to let the men in their lives experience all the discomfort of their pregnancies. Remember, though, to read the instructions!

When a man is asked to help overcome another couple's infertility, he balks. The other woman, however, is quite determined to get his help - by any means necessary. WARNING - contains rape.

Further adventures of Seven as she and her Trekkie friends confront their ultimate challenge - Star Wars fans. Note: This tale contains numerous characters from both the Star Trek and Star Wars universes. If a reader is unfamiliar with the Star Wars characters, the official Star Wars databank can provide more information than I can include in this tale. I am trying to not clutter the story with too much detail on the characters, but to provide enough to identify most of the characters...

Having coffee with a woman after a scene, a porn star actress explains the very odd way in which her lifestyle was chosen.

There are a lot of questions I've left open about the old woman. Where did she come from? Why is her power limited to gender changes? What is the secret she is concealing from Anya? How does she know the SRU wizard? After much time with the BB story universe, I felt it was time to answer some of the questions - and open a few new mysteries...

After critical damage to engineering leaves Voyager nearly powerless, Harry Kim's landing party changes its mission from resupply to locating some new dilithium crystals to replace the stocks of the crippled Voyager. But something unexpected happens on the planet - something that doesn't begin to manifest itself until long after the starship departs.

A couple of roommates stumble across an MAU and decide to use it to get really great Halloween costumes to crash a Fraternity party. When the big night comes, they can't get in. Then one of the guys lets his fascination with creatures of the night run amok, and they end up with costumes no-one would ever believe. The MAU, however, has a way of making Halloween go on forever...

The continuing adventures of the Trekkies: Danni - changed by an MAU into an exact replica of Seven of Nine - faces what may turn out to be her ultimate challenge.

Surprisingly to most people, many of the fables giving lessons in life are taken from true, or nearly true, experiences. However, the details are often changed so the stories may more readily fit into the prevailing culture, and as such, many of the true details are lost.

The owner of a strip club has a dilemma - the world-famous big-busted stripper who was going to headline was injured in a car accident, and he has patrons waiting to see her. An MAU gives him an opportunity to save the day...

At a bachelor party, a few friends use an MAU to liven up the party. This leaves the groom in a very strange situation with the upcoming wedding; he and his bride-to-be have to improvise a lot.

An elderly man, confined to a nursing home and often neglected by his children, wishes for one last holiday with his family.

Agents C and D are trying to track down a victim of an MAU. Even they are surprised at the changes the device made to this one person.

A couple are planning to go to a Halloween party, but can't decide on a costume. At the last minute, the host offers to let them use his newest 'toy', an alien device that can change people. The two put their heads together and come up with a very unique 'costume'.

With the help of some moonlight magic one summer evening, a guy has a very unique 'first time'. The change alters his entire perspective. (This is the same starting premise as Summer Swap, but with an alternate - and very dark - ending. If you want a happy ending, this isn't for you.)

The continuing adventures of Danni, a 'victim' of the Morphic Adaptation Unit who now resembles Seven of Nine, down to functional Borg implants! The variety of Trek-related changees are adapting to their new situations, some better than others. Meanwhile, the 'Agency' has a new man on the job to discover the group's secrets.

A man recounts, in a diary, some of his jealousies and fantasies about breasts. Then, when a strange cocktail of chemicals and a mutant cold virus causes breast development ...

As Anya takes over more duties at the Beach, she realizes that not all of the patrons are adapting well to the change. She decides that something needs to be done. (Note - this story contains a number of characters from older Bikini Beach stories.)

A few friends are looking for sponsors for their sailboat in the big annual regatta, but no one wants to help out. One of the guys overhears a conversation about 'diversity' in sponsorships, and he gets an idea.

With the help of some moonlight magic one summer evening, a guy has a very unique 'first time'. It changes his life in ways he can't possibly imagine.

A former intelligence agent who lost everything in the September 11 terrorist attack decides to get revenge. His methods are quite unconventional...

A young man is a bit obsessed with his girlfriend's body. In order to 'improve' her, he gets a magical charm from the SRU wizard. However, the plan backfires when older memories return - with a vengeance.

A man struggling to pay child support goes to BB. After the change, he ends up in an amateur strip contest, and finds a way to make a good second income.

While waiting for the annual visit from Santa, Anya witnesses a near-accident with the old man and his sleigh. Only quick magic can prevent a disaster - but with what consequences?

We first met Vicky when she and four soon-to-be transformed guys sneaked into Bikini Beach for a late night swim. This is the story who Vicky is, who she _truly_ is, how she came to be there that night, and what's been happening to her since.(Note: Vicky first appeared in BB: Midnight Swim, and has been a continuing character in BB: Nerds - Holiday Queen and BB: Nerds - Date Rape Avenger.)

A boss has a problem with a lecherous employee who he also suspects frequently masturbates in the restroom. When he bumps into the SRU wizard, he finds a special toilet cleaner that the wiz promises will fix the problem.

A son sees his father using an MAU and decides it can help him get closer to a girl he wants to date. Things just don't quite turn out like he planned. (This story is a sequel to MAU: Role Reversal, but hopefully, it will stand on its own.)

Fred's life is coming apart, and in his desperation, he is gambling on a very extreme strategy. After a meeting with Anya at the park, however, he discovers a new, less final way to save what's important to him.

A man and wife, thinking that life is getting too hum-drum, find a MAU. While it livens up their lives, it causes some unexpected changes as well.(Note: this story is told as one side of a conversation.)

A stereotypical nerd and big Star Trek fan is having major problems fitting in, let alone getting treated as a real person. Then, at an SF convention, he discovers an alien box, and it transforms his life, and the lives of many of his acquaintences.

A couple of nerds have a tough social life. Victims of humiliating pranks, they find a means for revenge with an MAU.

A few school toughs are enjoying making life rough for a group of nerdish guys. When the nerds stumble onto an MAU, they hatch a little plan of revenge.

Two guys, new to town, both find themselves lusting after a neighbor in their apartment. The only problem is that she's not attracted to men. When a friend shows them a Morphic Adaptation Unit he found, they seem to have found the answer to their problems. But there's still one problem - she has a rather large unfriendly dog...

A forest ranger in a remote cabin finds an MAU. After experimenting a bit, he finds a way to alleviate his loneliness.

A stripper gets a visit from an unusual government agency. The agents are interested in her past - and her very unusual anatomy!

A couple honeymooning in a remote cabin find a strange alien contraption. The happy belief that they were made for each other has more truth than they cared to imagine....

A man finds a strange alien device, and after tinkering a bit, discovers that it allows him to change his body. He comes up with a great idea to get back at a pair of friends.

When a friend of the nerds is date-raped, the nerds decide to help see that justice is done. But do they know what it might cost to ensure the perpetrators are punished?

A distinguished elderly senator has already announced that he's ending his career. He starts having second thoughts, though, when he meets the man his party has chosen to run for his seat. But having given his word, he can't change his mind. Can he? Or is that only a woman's prerogative?

When the Nerds can't find a contestant to sponsor for the annual Holiday Queen pageant, things look grim. Then someone suggests that Bikini Beach would be a great place to create a contestant. Things don't quite go according to plan, however...

The Nerds need to raise money to get their frat house. After all else has failed, they decide to see if there's any way Bikini Beach and its magic can help out.

The nerds want to form a fraternity, but the evil Dean seems to want to stop them at all costs. They decide to use the unique magic of Bikini Beach to help them outwit the nasty Dean and his henchmen.

A group of nerds at a college get tricked into going to Bikini Beach, and then serving as sluts for a fraternity party. When their friends decide to help get revenge, things get very interesting for the fraternity.

An idealistic lawyer decides that Bikini Beach is discriminating against men. When he inadvertently accepts a challenge to spend a week as a woman, to see why women need a refuge like the park, he thinks nothing of it. Then he visits the park, and starts a new adventure. But will he be able to learn anything?

When his boss chides him for not paying attention, and telling him that he should because he might have to fill her shoes one day, he doesn't take her seriously. He should have.

Calvin finds he just can't stop going to Bikini Beach.

Cal has always wondered what it was like to be a woman and finds out that women wonder the same thing too.

Anya finds an old friend, Greg, who finds out about the inner workings of Bikini Beach.

A gentleman will do anything to help a lady, but beware what she asks for.

The frat boys couldn't pay to get in, so they decide to sneak in and have a midnight swim at Bikini Beach.

John helps Sheila overcome her shyness about going out in public by helping her go to Bikini Beach.

How does Morpheus write all those stories?

It was Spring Break and the boys wanted to find somewhere there were hot babes and wild sex. So someone recomended Bikini Beach!

Linda doesn't trust Don and she is going away on business! She finds the perfect solution, visit Bikini Beach!

Jerry was having a hard time getting along with his mother, until Anya suggested that he visit Bikini Beach.

Peter finds out that two forms of magic don't mix.

Ron Harris was building condos next to Bikini Beach, high enough to see above the privacy walls. What could they do?

Julie's co-worker Raymond is the husband of her best friend. He's also a womanizer, until they all pay a visit to Bikini Beach. But did Julie trade one problem for another?

After all these stories, I finally figured out what it is about Bikini Beach that drives me most. My block lifted long enough to pen this quick little tale. And let me realize that Bikini Beach is, to me, a place of healing. I hope you enjoy.

Jim was middle-aged, worn out and unemployed. He was also a very capable handyman and a good person at heart. That cost him his last job. It's hard to find work when you're fifty, unless you look at Bikini Beach.

Mark and Carol should have fallen in love in college but it didn't work out. Now, years later at a reunion, they discover each other again and they are both alone. They wish for a way to relive their lives. But that's not possible, is it?

Howard should not attempted to steal Patty's coin and then have the nerve to ask for a wish.

A nerdy guy thinks he's uncovered the secret of Bikini Beach. He plans to use it to `create' a girlfriend. But does he get what he really wants?

The Harwins had trouble finding a suitable beach for the family until they found Bikini Beach!

Three racists determine that Bikini Beach needs their help or will it help them?

Brenda loved Dennis but he was constantly staring at other women. She decided a trip to Bikini Beach would solve the problem one way or the other. She could always get an upgrade to a Lifetime Pass, couldn't she?

Alan loved taking pictures of sexy woman and found the perfect place, Bikini Beach!

Bikini Beach doesn't have to be a curse.

Bored, Elrod decides to open Fictionmania's 2000th story.

If you can't pay, just sneak in, the old lady won't notice.

A log of the chat night with Elrod.

Don catches his girlfriend in an affair with another woman. he sets off to have an affair himself but chooses Bikini Beach, mistake one. Now Deanna has three days to experience life as a woman and she must do so with her girlfriend Leslie as her guide.

As part of his initiation, a fraternity pledge has to procure a girl or two as hostess for a fraternity party. One of the guys suggests he checks out Bikini Beach to locate some babes.

On a hot summer day, two guys want to go to the beach, but the beaches are full. They get a tip to try a private beach, where there are supposed to be lots of bikini-clad girls. There are - but not quite what the boys expect. (The SRU Wizard has a cameo, but this is not an SRU story.)

An expedition in 1920's Egypt uncovers the tomb of an early Pharaoh. But they also uncover a curse. This curse promises 'a fate worse than death.' What is the curse? And can our heroes escape it?

A computer analyst at a university bemoans his dull fate, until he mistakenly summons a minor demon, who bears an uncanny resemblance to a character from Dilbert. Should he possibly make a deal ... with Phil, Prince of Insufficent Light?!?

Jim and Teresa move into a new neighborhood in Atlanta, and get to experience what true Southern hospitality from their new neighbors can really mean!

A seemingly normal man suddenly feels strongly attracted to women's lingerie, and has very vivid and erotic dreams of having sex as a woman. His psychologist traces his feelings to when he was in the Army, and begins to unravel a deeply guarded and strange mystery.

Tom Haskins was an upstanding guy with a good wife, and two kids. A straight shooter if there ever was one. Then Miranda Barajas came into his life and turned his world upside down. Would he give in to her or...

A man and his live-in girlfriend are starting to have problems with intimacy. After a fight, he goes to a strip club. The headliner is a famous dancer, and she goes home with him, assuring him that she can help cure his intimacy problems. But is the cure worse than the problem? And how will he adapt to the new image she's given him?

To prove the safety of her company's pesticides, Kelly uses Bud as an unwitting volunteer. The first change anyone notices is that Bud grows breasts. But the changes don't stop there. Is Kelly the biggest slut in the Bundy household? And what is Marcy doing with the pesticide sprayer? (This is a takeoff of one episode of Married With Children. In my opinion, a lot of TG could have been done here. They dropped the ball. I picked it up and ran.)

A computer specialist comes to Fantasy Island to help with their Y2K problem. For him, itís a good break from a loveless marriage. But he doesnít know that his wife gave him the trip as her anniversary gift. Even though they arenít happy together, she wants him to be happy. Even if it means giving him some changes he's always secretly desired.

Tim Larson is the stud of his fraternity. His motto - love 'em and leave 'em. That is, until he dates the daughter of Madam Zelda, and has his way with her. She warned him not to fool around with her daughter...

Chuck, a star football player, is acting a bit strange. Some of the Mu Phi sorority girls wonder if there aren't some lingering effects of his earlier punishment for date-raping their sister Nancy. When Katie and Jeanette, two young witches, look into his behavior, they find something totally unexpected. (Sequel to The Consequences of Date Rape, by the same author)

A sexually disfunctional young woman works with her psychiatrist to understand her problems. When they explore the possibility of past lives, she discovers a shocking truth which helps explain her problems. (no age category because this story is told in flash back style)

Gilligan and Ginger find a strange meteor on the island. After Ginger touches it, Gilligan stumbles and hits it too, and before long, starts to turn into a copy of Ginger. By the time the Professor figures out how the meteor transfers body patterns, will it be too late for Gilligan to get his own body back?

George, needing some help to be a better stock broker, pays avisit to the Spells R Us store. The wizard gives him a wishing medallion, and George wishes he could predict the market, among other things. But the way he is able to see the market's future is not quite what George expected.

A 'Y-guy' recalls in his diary the great change which resulted from the X-virus. Being one of the few remaining fertile and functional males, he finds himself surrounded by willing women - and wondering about the future as he recalls the virus' effects.

Don Larson, a middle-aged divorcee, goes on a vacation to try to find women. An accident in a museum introduces him to a special goddess, who bestows on him a gift which makes him very attractive to women...

Nancy, a member of the Mu Phi sorority, suffers date rape at the hands of a football star. When the coaches and administration won't take any action, her sorority sisters, aided by Katie and Jeanette's witchcraft, take it upon themselves to avenge the humiliation Nancy suffered.

Kevin Munson is showing some new games on his Wiz-TV network. The ratings are improving, but strange and inexplicable things begin to happen to the game-show competitors, and Kevin finds he can't reverse the gender-changing spells. Can Kevin and his team find out what's behind the strangeness before they, too, are caught up in the strange changes? And the Spells R Us wizarrd makes a guest appearance.

Katie wants to join an exclusive sorority, so her cousin Jeanette goes to the rush party with her, along with Jeanette's stuck-up roommate Annie. The girls in the sorority are a little too stuck-up for Katie, and suggest she's too plain for them - insulting her in the process. Katie uses her magic to extract revenge on the sorority...

Mark, an archaeology student, is working at a Central American jungle site, with his professor, Carol, and her pet grad student Nichole. Both women are almost hostile toward him, until he makes an unexpected find. The relic he uncovers gives them all a different perspective...

Chris, about to graduate, is lamenting his bad social life. That is, until a package from his late Uncle Ron arrives, giving him a new outlook on life...

Tim Parker, a self-described womanizer and macho stud, takes a Fantasy Island vacation, hoping to enjoy an 'ultimate sexual fantasy week', since sex is starting to get boring. Mr. Rourke, however, has something else in mind for Tim's fantasy week.

Bill finds a costume from Madam Zelda for a frat cross-dressing party. He hopes that winning the costume contest at the party will change his life. Madam Zelda makes sure it does.