Ellie Dauber

With their sentences over, the five potion girls have to adjust to being women with ALL that involves, including beaus. Jane tries to settle in.

The new women settle in as barmaids at the Eerie Saloon, leaning not only the female skills of a barmaid, but also learning the facts of being female, including how to deal with men. A couple displays useful skills of their own. Wilma, on the other hand plays a wildcard, paying a high pricr when she does.

Will Hanks led his gang to Eerie, Arizona to get revenge on the Sheriff who put him in jail. But after a dose of Shamus O'Toole's magic potion, Wilma Hanks and her girls had to learn how to be women under Shamus' control.

Having to write something fifty times may not be much of a punishment, but, in Ms. Bradwyn's case, it can be VERY effective

Joe Dixon is a teen who just got his first blow job. Now he's obsessed with them, until a witch with an odd sense of humor zaps him with a Christmas-y curse.

A retelling of the Orpheus and Eurydice myth.[added 03/29/00]

The tale of a viral hot spot at at college frat house. This was originally written as a Message Board Response.

What does POTUS do to relax. Like the title says, it's a politically biased tale.

A magical protester gets some retribution from two agents from an unknown federal task force. This is a politically-biased story.

Silent movie leading man Ashley Templeton seeks help for his ruined career now that "Talkies" have taken over. There is a way, but the price...

A TG version of a recent ad I've seen too much of on TV lately

This is an experiment. YOU tell me what happened.

When Sam Hanson tries to stop Cathy Fletcher from marrying his brother, she comes up with a unique solution.

George does chores. Tor returns the horses. And the females notice them. This is the end of the story -- for now.

Myra goes back to the crime scene, once with Paul and once (calamitously) with her old gang.

Sometimes a commercial product can be put to a political use. WARNING: This story strongly reflects the political bias of its author.

Myra rides out to the site of the robbery and encounters two problems: a strongbox too heavy to lift and an overly friendly neighbor boy

Yet another ad for Nerd-No-More, that great bio-chemical problem solver.

Doc and Irene talk ethics. Myra discovers her new body, and discovers her new body. Molly befriends Irene.

Thorn's aunt finds him, badly injured and takes him to Eerie. The Doc can't save him, and after much ethical musing, the potion is administered. NOTE: New chapters will b posted every four days or so.

A stagecoach robbery goes VERY bad for on of the robbers. Note: The transformation does not occur in the Prolog.

Tired of getting beaten up by every bully in sight? Take Nerd-No-More and be free.

Ever wondered what happened too Harvey Weinstein?

Madame Souzcha's potion changed Dennis into Denise to show that his buddy, Jim, had a girl friend. But now that Jim's parents have left, she doesn't want to change Denise back into a man.

A tale of rape, of the awful aftermath, and, possibly, of justice.

This the LONG asked for list of the characters in the Eerie Saloon saga. We didn't list ALL the characters, but we think we got all the important ones. We also checked off EVERY Category and Key Word that applied to ANY of the stories. Please note that while the physical change is a Fast Transformation, the mental change is a Slow Transformation. As for Age Group: except for Annie, who stayed the same age (just shy of 17), all of the potion girls were transformed into females in their late teens or early twenties.

Jessie and Paul leave the Apache camp, heading for Black Canyon Station. But Sheriff Whyte has other ideas -- so does the scorpion. Jessie sings, and she and Paul help solve a mystery before they finally reach the Tyler farm.

Jessie and Paul travel to Dawson, Arizona, so Jessie can sing at her friend, Hanna Tyler's, wedding. But the cameo that Jessie gave Hanna as an engagement present makes Jessie prime suspect in a murder investigation. On the run, they encounter Apache, venomous scorpions, road agents, and the U.S. Cavalry.

The Center for Disease Control and Prevention reports a new variant strain of the Bimbo Virus that changes men into Biker Chicks.

Memory TV: "The Finger" versus the "The Thumb" when Mork from Ork takes on the Fonz in an epic battle that changes lives forever. I had thought that this was posted but somehow it wasn't. It is now.

We've all heard of the Five Stages of Grief. But how do they apply to the man who suddenly finds himself in a woman's body? A bit of humor here, some nice art, AND something for writers to consider as they write stories with mental as well as physical transformations. The age is just a guess.

A young woman is singled out of superherodom, but is having none of it. A group of teenagers disturb a malicious spirit. A radical plan to improve the American political process. Hit play on the last TG Mixed Tape for 2015 for all these stories and more, featuring contributions from Efindumb, Ellie Dauber, Desert Willow, Misaania, Jenny North, Callie Messenger, Person42, Hikaro, Shauna, Trismegistus Shandy, kandijayne, Desert Willow and Anon Allsop

The Mexican magician does a trick.

A man meets and makes love to his woman -- with very odd results.

This is a short-short story about the modern-day restoring of the painting that Ethan Thomas did of Wilma Hanks. Now you can see what he painted.

Cap and Bridget reconcile. Laura confronts Reverend Yingling. Jane bakes and bakes. Trisha and Roscoe spend some time together. Flora worries about being with Carl. Cecelia and her friends talk. Red Tully returns. Laura goes into labor. Priscilla Stafford comes looking for her brother. Arnie considers her name. And lots more.

Reverend Yingling preaches about Clyde Ritter. Roscoe joins the O'Hanlans for lunch. Carl confuses Flora with a question. Things become known at Flora's second hearing. Yingling can't stop a wedding. Hedley gets a haircut. And lots more.

Talk in both churches of the two challenges. The potion committee meets. Emma picks out a dress, and Yully gets a letter. Clyde Ritter takes Flora out to a bench behind the Saloon twice - with _very_ mixed results. Public school graduation ceremonies are held. Flora stands trial. Arnie visits the Spauldings, and she dances. And lots more.

Many people talk about the fire and from very different points of view. Kirby and Trisha put out the paper - with editorials. The church board meets again. Arnie decides to dance. The Cactus Blossoms premiere their new act. Clyde Ritter deals with jewelry. And lots more.

Flora and Lylah have their first monthlies. Nancy warns Flora about Clyde Ritter. Flora about Clyde Ritter. Jessie and Paul go on a trip. Septimus Blake and George Higgins look for work. The Cactus Blossoms get new costumes. A fire at the print shop, and Roscoe gets burned. Luke stares at Lylah. And lots more.

Styron makes an announcement. Pablo warns Don Luis. Arnie considers a new job. Trisha and Emma talk. Milt and Jane move into their new home. Bridget gets mischievous. Roselyn gives more advice to Flora. The town council finally votes on Rev. Yingling's motion. Ernesto takes a challenge. Flora adopts a cat. And lots more.

Pablo talks with Don Luis. Red Tully talks to Abner Slocum and Dr. Upshaw about taking Abner to Philadelphia. Nancy starts her new job. Milt and Jane meet with Reverend Yingling. Milt and Jane marry. Roselyn advises Flora. Arnie talk to the Spauldings. The church board meets. Nancy gets a telegram. Trisha admits the truth. And lots more.

Flora and Lylah take a bath. The town council meets to decide Nancy's fate. Pablo talks about Styron and Ritter. The Cactus Blossoms dance. Bridget deals cards. Abner Slocum hears what's wrong with him. Rosalyn offers Flora some advice. Wilma thinks about her life. Clyde Rittter flirts. And lots more.

Forry and Leland stand trials and are transformed. Yingling gets worse. Nancy helps out and suffers for it. Emma talks about the potion. Molly trains the Cactus Blossoms. And lots more.

Some "Western" action: a saloon shootout and an ambush on the trail. Nancy has a bad week. People play politics with the potion petition. Bridget broods. Arnie starts in as a Spanish teacher. And lots more.

Trisha gets some unwelcome news. Forry Stafford and his Leland Saunders and Dell Cooper look around town. The Spauldings ask Arnie to teach them Spanish. Leland starts chasing after Nancy Osbourne. Stafford and his men ride out to meet Abner Slocum. Forry encounters and begins flirting with Bridget. Trisha and her allies talk church politics. Rape. Slocum's payroll is robbed. And lot's more.

Rev. Yingling's petition causes problems. Gregorio sends Maggie a letter. Jubal Cates gives Emma a chance. Wilma's painting is finished. Arnie helps Mrs. Spaulding and Clara. Sam Braddock gets a carpenter's job at the Lone Star. Some new arrivals come to Eerie. Jane wants to buy the painting. And lots more.

Scenes from Maggie and Ramon's wedding; Bridget can't hold her liquor, Gregorio makes a toast. Rev. Yingling makes more trouble about the potion. Emma tries for the surveyor's assistant job. Jane fills in for Maggie. Arnie spends time with the Spauldings. And lots more. Note: Some of the Categories and Keywords refer to earlier chapters.[added 06/18/2014, now SWI]

In 1864, a squad of Confederate soldier sent out to find food and supplies find new lives instead.

What happens when an abusive husband visits Bikini Beach, as told from his/her point of view

Jakov Pauli is an assassin who uses magic to cause identity death, rather than actual murder. His latest client, Mike Ryan, wants to hire Pauli to kill him.

The conclusion of this portion of the saga of the Eerie Saloon. The Reverend Yingling preaches, and Easter is celebrated. Cap goes home, but he comes back. Bridget worries about consequences. Kaitlin and Liam talk about each other. Arnie is harrassed by boys, and she meets the Spauldings. Jane considers the portrait. Emma gets teased and discusses her future. After much preparation, a wedding is held. And much more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. The card game ends. Slocum and Cap get stubborn. The Diaz family goes to church. Stephan Yingling is seen in the Saloon. Bridget thanks Cap. Ethan works on the pictures of Wilma and of the Ritters. Aaron and Rev. Yingling play chess. Enoch fits Maggie for her wedding dress. A story of the Civil War is told. And much more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. Arnie objects to dressing as a female; Jessie and Paul plan for Hanna's wedding; Emma debuts her new corset to mixed reaction; Ysabel tells her friends about Arnie; Cap makes Bridget an offer; Fort secret may be revealed; Ethan contemplates the potion girls he knows about, and he encounters Trisha; yingling gives Stephan a new challenge; the players arrive for a big game (two are real historical figures); and the poker game begins. And lots more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. People react to the events of the dance; Stephan is in hiding, and his parents are looking for him; Ethan finds out about the potion; Mrs. Lonnigan examines Laura and Amy; Parnell and Hersh are up to no good, and Arnie is involved; Trisha meets Ethan; there's more talk about the big poker game; the church board meets; Cecelia Ritter scemes; and much more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. Maggie and Ramon are betrothed. Bridget talks to Wilma about men and about money. Jessie and Paul experiment. Emma and Yully are on opposite teama, Pablo teases Arnie, Trisha and Milt work on the divorce. Ethan want Jessie, Laura, and Jane to pose for him. Parnell and Hersh plot mischief. Trisha goes back for a second fitting. Stephan Yingling has an unhappy birthday and makes plans. The dance is held.

The saga continues. Shamus warns Arnie about stealing drinks and talks about the big poker game. Ramon and Maggie plan for their wedding. Dolores finds out about Shamus' potion. Trisha gets fitted for a dress. Ethan Thomas, the painter, arrives in town and begins work. The men who tried to rob Bridget have new plans. Bridget tries for a bank loan. And much more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. Ramon's brother comes to town to upset the wedding plans, Lots of people go to the Carnival at the Catholic Church. Theo and Lizzie go home. Jessie shows Paul her new room, but they quarrel the next morning. Shamus gives Arni another chance. The men who tried to cheat Bridget are back in town. And lots more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. Elizabeth and Theo Tate investigate Shamus� potion. Dolores accepts the job offer. Ramon makes a formal proposal. Trisha and Kaitlin talk about a divorce. Laura and Amy have their monthly pre-natal exam. A number of letters are written. The church board meets and Trisha makes a proposal. Arnie and Pablo fight. Jessie sings about recent events. And lots more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. Trisha plots with friends, and she talks to Reverend Yingling about what she's plotting. Jessie sings and gets in trouble for it. Jane needs help with Milt. It's time for Dolores to leave. Ramon gets an offer. Wilma has an idea. Maggie tells Molly a terrible story. Bridget promises to help Arnie. Laura's sister arrives. And lots more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. Trisha and Kaitlin ask the Reverend Yingling for help. Shamus catches Arnie drinking. The results of the Camp Grant Massacre trial (an actual historic incident borrowed for this story) reach Eerie. Maggie has a dream. Laura gets a letter from home. Ramon makes a decision. Jessie gets another job offer. Cap tries to make up with Bridget. And a lot more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. Beatriz and Rosalyn plot, and Wilma strikes back. Laura seeks help with her pregnancy. Trisha's sexuality creates problems for herself, Kaitlin, and even Emma. Bridget teaches Arnie about cards - and life. The town gets a new deputy. Bridget and Cap argue some more about her past and his uncle. Ramon takes Dolores to hear Jessie sing, but Shamus doesn't like what she sings. And a lot more

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. Maggie and Ramon quarrel. Emma's project continues with a new friend and lots of dirt. Wilma's problems with Rosalyn and Beatriz continue. The Feast of the Three Kings is celebrated. Abner Slocum gets a letter. Trisha and Kaitlin continue their experimentation. Arnie misbehaves. Trisha plays politics. Bad news reaches Eerie, and a lot more.

The saga of the Eerie Saloon continues. Dolores pursues Ramon, Trisha finds out more about what it means to be a woman, Rosalyn and Beatriz make trouble for Wilma, Emma and her friends begin a project, Arnie's shooting lessons begin, Laura's pregnancy progresses, and a lot more.

The tale of Jessie Hanks' first Christmas eve as a woman in Eerie, Arizona.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Elrod's Bikini Beach Universe (and a whole lot more), especially in case you want to set a story there.

Four very sick people go in for organ transplant amd wake to very different lives thanks to the magic of a certain water park. Note: Some of the Categories and Key Words apply to only one character. Most characters stay the same age, but one goes from his 80s to her 20s, while a second goes from his 50s to her 20s.

Everyone wants the new queen's baby to be a boy. Everyone except Tansie, a servant to the queen, and she has this odd medallion that might let her do something about it

Dave and Sara Hoffer want to celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by repeating their vows. When they find a djinn, they wish for youth to make their wedding night more "fun." Be careful what you wish for.

A transcript from among the materials just released by the CIA as part of the "Family Jewels" reveals an encounter with a wizard at the height of the Cold War.

Jack, Mick, and Stan like to hang out near the new lingerie shoppe in the mall and make lewd and suggestive remarks to its female customers. The store's owners respond by using a unique way of teaching the trio to respect women.

Jaime thought of a way to commit the perfect murder. It worked until one of the victims came back to object.

A tale of what awaited Saddam when he was executed.

King Uther Pendragon desired Duchess Ygraine so much that he used Merlin's medallion (of Zulo) to change into a double of her husband, Duke Gorlois. And then... but read this story of the origin of King Arthur and decide for yourself which of the two endings is true. [added 09/23/2006, edited by author]

Mark Zucker was a gambler who made some bad bets and discovered that there were many different wats to pay his debt.

The promised third story involving Tracy Flynn, Park Patroller and also featuring Daphne and Laurel from "Trees for Two". Ned Thaler wanted to teach his sons to be macho type men, just like him, but Tracy taught a different lesson.

JRD's Zodiac Coin series. He had one last story and Ellie has graciously completed it.Sam gets bribed with the coin to find justice.

Jeff Crawford wants to crash a slumber party to see what his ex-grilfriend, Carla, is saying about him. Nikki Friedlander helps by swapping bodies, but are she and her friends up to something?

The further adventures of the ladies of the Eerie Saloon as they try to make lives for themselves in the Arizona Territory. Laura, Trisha, and Emma try to deal with their new situations, Jessie and Wilma try new things, and a complication for Maggie.

The further adventures of the ladies of the Eerie Saloon as they try to make lives for themselves in the Arizona Territory. A big surprise for one of the original five, the secret of Jane's claim is revealed, and two new transformations.

The further adventures of the lassies of the Eerie Saloon as they try to make lives for themselves in the Arizona Territory.

Advacement though magic.

Edwin Hyde had always been fascinated by Robert Louis Stevenson's story of Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. But when he makes and tries a potion of his own, he gets very different results.

When Al Hanson discovers that he has competition for an important corporate promotion, he tries to hire Jakov Pauli to eliminate that competiotion. But Pauli has a few surprises up his sleeve.

When the high school students riot after the basketball team wins the championship, Dr. Kessler calls an assembly to tell them how they'll be punished. Something happens to change his mind. And his body.

Tommy Giordano was a hitman who tried to reach the top by sleeping with the Don's daughter, until Don Carlo arranged for him to have another position in the organization. Carl Brookings got a little too insistant about his reservation at a private campground.

Phil Garner was a good engineer, once you got past his sexist attitudes; Alvia Singh found a way to do just that. Devra Weeks shows Reg Dutton what happens when you park in a handicapped parking spot.

Ricco Correlli was the leader of the Pythons, the toughest gang in the 'hood'. And he was going to get this way cool tatoo, just to show how tough and how cool he was. Too bad, old Jadia, the tatoo artist, had other ideas and knew how to put them into effect.

Johnny Crayne loved to race his SUV, but this time he picked the wrong truck to run off the road. Mal Swiftwater and his fellow tribal elders decide that Johnny amd his friends need a little family time together. For most of the story, two of the adults are regressed to teens.

With the help of a djinn, Harry Jerome gets revenge on his bullying employer -- sort of.

Matt nade the special date rape drug. Then he or Pete or James would bring back a victim for an evening of fun. Then, one night, Matt brought back the wrong girl.

Jessie Hanks is on the run after the death of Toby Hess. Jessie faces the wilderness, Mexican bandits, and a roaring flood before she returns to Eerie, Arizona and her destiny. Jessie's transformation took place in "Eerie Saloon."

This, the 8,000th tale is a buffet of eight short-shorts set out for your consideration. A man confronts a djinn and explores his sex life; a rare treasure is found at a flea market; a young man is kidnapped by cultists; an ancient goddess seeks revenge; a workaholic dad is forced to take some time with family; corruption is punished; a boy discovers true love; while another is confronted with a true life choice. There are too many different age changes to list any single one.

A psychologist's job is to help his patient come to yerms with reality, but what if the patient can change that reality? And if the parient is an identity assassin...

Things go very wrong when Jack takes desperate action to split up his daughter Annie and the guy she's dating.

Lito, a Sioux shaman, has a journey interrupted by two rough men.

Dan Hendrix couldm't resist cheating on his loving wife, Mary. One time, he goes too far, and Mary gets a little help from her boss. This story includes some of the characters from my story "Habeous Corpus."

When a powerful alien fleet approaches Earth intent on conquest, Earth's mightiest defenders spring into action. Earth's mightiest defenders? A waterpark?

There sure are a lot of Chinese babies getting adopted by Americans these days. You might almost think it was... some sort of a plot.

For Andy, the height of humor was to call the zoo and ask to speak to Mr. Fox. He learned, though, that some people just don't enjoy that kind of joke.

John Winston had a good lawyer, good enough to let him beat a charge of murder. Too bad that his victim's father had other ideas.

Leo Ridley is convinced that he has nothing to live for. He's going to commit suicide, and the Wizard is going to help.

This is the sequel to "Altered Fates: The Husband." While Corinne is away, Edward sends for his real wife, Serafina, and, slowly, justice is served to all.

The true story of the origin and history of the Medallion of Zulo, as made up by Ellie. (Fictional Non-fiction.)

While Lynette's Navy husband is deployed overseas, his brother Carter offers to help watch Lynette. But Carter is a lecherous slimeball, and now Lynette has a whole new problem - until a friend takes her to Bikini Beach.

When Edward Lassiter joins his wife, Corinne, for an evening of "kinky sex", it turns out to be a lot kinkier than he expected.

Ted Bramson was a TV star when he was a child, now as an adult he is considered a has-been. That is until he meets a fan of the show whose name is Anya.

A not so subtle redoing of Twas the Night Before Christmas.

It be Hallerween, so Uncle Lemuel spins a scary yarn for his nephew 'bout a haunt that was doing somethin' awful to the gals thereabouts.

When Leo finds a magic lamp, it's his nightmare, though Danny gets everything he wished for. NOTE: This isn't a sequel, just the second story about djinn.

Three old men find a magic lamp with a genie. They all get their wishes for youth, but the details of each wish leads to very different results.

A young Irish boy raised by Cheyenne in the Old West discovers what happens when Druid and Native American magics mix.

Sometimes you don't know what your heart's desire is.

The Master of a medieval Japanese martial arts academy uses magic to test the worthiness of his best pupil. The Zen Stone artifact exists to this day. This is the origin story for an OPEN universe, all authors welcome.

The SRU Wizard gives Mort Lasky a unique way to deal with the teacher who's been verbally abusing his son. There are multiple transformations, one of which is an age regression.

A song parody to the tune of the old blues song, "They'll Be Some Changes Made." The original words are there for comparison.

Hugh Feldman was an excellent lawyer and a chauvenist S.O.B. He antagonized every woman he met until he met one who knew how to deal with him.

Gordo will do anything for a grade, even make a pass at an ugly professor.

Helen Warrick is miserable at her new school in a new town. When her grampa tries to help her feel better, both their lives take an unexpected turn.

Thorvald and Olaf Gundarson are sentenced to three years as outlaws by the medieval parliament of Iceland, and any man can kill they. They seek the help of a wizard, but the help they get is hardly what they expected.

After studying up on SRU on the Internet, Richie Carlion thinks he's figured out a way to get just what he wants from the Wizard. Dream on, Richie.

"Share Water; Shower With A Friend" -- not the best approach to the Men's Showers at Bikini Beach. The Initiates go on a wild-chick hunt.

Eight years after 10-year old Victor Johnson and Ronald Speke killed a luttle girl for fun, they're being released from jail and given new identities. They think it's funny until they discover what sort of identities they get.

When John Femmimen invites the rest of the Board of Directors of Intellex Corp. to his home, they expect to hear which one of them will be named his successors. Instead, each one gets the sort of justice he deserves.(Too many changes and to many age categories to give one classification)

When Norman finds an MAU, he and Edith discover what the box can do, and they experiment a bit. They agree to a bit of fun, with some rather interesting rules, not knowing the ultimate secret of the MAU device.

A father hopes his son will be a football hero like he was. When the son shows no desire to follow in his father's footsteps, the SRU wizard offers a way to help get the reluctant lad down on the field with the football players.

When Mrs. Hejak thinks her daughter Kera is being mistreated by her boyfriend, she turns him into a girl and gives him an ultimatum - break up with Kera when she gets back in town, or be stuck as a woman forever.

A drabble: He was all wet.

A folk song about the history of Fictionmania.

When Sgt. Jeff Rikker and his advance squad are captured during Desert Storm II, they discover that there some forms of torture that are truly fates worse than death.

Has Jill Nash figured out a way to use the magic of Bikini Beach for her own evil ends?

A drabble: A virgin experience.

A drabble: two wrong?

A SRU Haiku.

Despite the warnings from both his family, and those he visited, Sir Ansolm still desired the beautiful Lady Bertreise and determined that he would take her, with or without her consent. This would be a decision he would live to regret, just!

When Felicia invited the cocksure Frankie to spend the day at the water park, he thought that his luck was in. After all, he knew there'd be less competition there - less than he realised (amended 2/21/01 to include missing section).

Harry and Sue were constantly bickering and when they broke down on their way to a function it seemed the final straw for them. That was until they encountered the Hall of Mystic Mirrors.

Kathy was surprized that Reg even asked her out, even though they used to be friends.

The House of Mystic Mirrors opens for business.This universe is open for anyone to write and post a story about.

Davy has a heart condition and although he doesn't know it, he has only a short while to live. This doesn't stop him from trying to prevent some bad men from harming the trees in the local glade though, even though he knows the stress might prove fatal. He receives help though, from an unexecpected quarter, and the protaginists receive justice.

Six collage guys have car problems on the way to Spring Break, but their difficulties are just starting.

Ranma is sick of everyone trying to make him wed Akane and comes up with a plan.

Jerry loves pulling pranks, but everyone knows this and so he needs a disguise. His Fairy Godmother comes to his aid.

Alan's Aunt Therese has a novel way of teaching him manners, but does he learn the lessons too well?

Anya finds an old friend, Greg, who finds out about the inner workings of Bikini Beach.

In Central Park, some unruly mobs were attacking and raping women why the police stood by, but not all the officers did.

Bikini Beach gets ready to greet a very special guest!

When the Old Man has a flat, Charlie and Wes stop and change it for him. The are offered a reward with just one simple warning...

Paul wants to go to a movie with Amy, but she wants to go to Binini Beach so they can get to know each other.

You don't spit into the wind. You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't pull the mask off The Lone Ranger and you don't steal the purse of the owner of Bikini beach unless you WANT to be a girl for a month. Okay a bunch of you would want to be a girl for a month, or longer, but that's beside the point. Mel didn't and he found out the hard way that he had no choice in the matter.

Mike tries to get away from Abe, a bully, while in the mall and finds a strange shop.

While returning from a romantic tryst with his secretary, Mitch Hammond struck and killed a young girl with his car. Out on bail, his wife vows to make sure that Mitch fully understands the gravity of what he has done--in a way that only a trip to Bikini Beach can accomplish.

George and Leo find an island worth studing.Warning: Do not drink anything while reading the end.

Lisa is the apple in Jack's class.

If you get involved with lawyers, you never know what will happen!

You are taught to "just say no" to drugs, but what if you said yes?

The Wizard wishes Mindy good-bye.

Sometimes a marrage can bring miracles after death, when dealing with a son gone bad.

T-Jay learns that trash should be thrown away, not picked up!

Lou enters a bar, meets Sarah and says...

The tabloid reporters are gathered at the Wheatsheaf Pub, for a few pints and to swap war stories. When Billy explains what really happened to Elvis.

A political tale of a man of bad ideas forced to experience the consequences those ideas would have on the lives of others by some unnamed Entity.

Office politics can often take some strange twists and turns in the desire to be the one calling the shots. Don Kuzak will soon discover the burning wrath of revenge from a co-worker who feels slighted--but, with the Medallion of Zulo, those who desire revenge often get a taste of their own just deserts.

Elsbeth seeks out Steve Zink at the San Diego Comics Con. One good favor deserves another, as Steve finds to his delight.

In this sequel to "Were-Wench", Mike Ryan meets some of hislover, Marya's, family and witnesses some examples of Romany justice. Two men learn the folly of planting evidence, and Marya learns a lesson, too.

Jor-el sent his infant son to the Kent farm in Kansas. What if the baby had landed on the home island of Wonder Woman and the Amazons?

Two men come to Madame Suzcha seeking escape from punishment for their crimes. She gives them new lives, but hardly the sort that they would have wished.

In 1929, the Wizard is runninng the first SRU store, back even before it was SRU. One day, the Wizard helps an unlikely young man get a job in the movies. And the rest, as they say, was her-story.

Paul Jeffers knows he is a loser. He proves it to himself often. Today he loses a job but thanks to his kind heart, he finds a new life.

Vic is an abusive husband. His wife Betty suffers silently because she loves him so much. When Vic brings his problems into Magee's bar, Simon takes a hand. Simon solves all of Vic's problems in a very drastic manner.

Fred is a typical guy who never asks for directions when he gets lost. He and his wife stop by a mall for lunch and they stop in SRU for a map, but were it leads them Fred really didn't want to go.

Mike had to break a date with Marya because of a business emergency. His response when she over-reacts eventually teaches them both a lesson.

A real estate agent finds out why people keep moving out of one of his apartments, and discovers a picture can truly be a window to one's soul.

Elsbeth Lange, who was on her way to Reno in "The Ticket" arrives. She meets a prude and a drunk and, with the help of her husband, teaches them both a lesson.(this is a sequel to the story the ticket, by the same author)

The Wizard gives three teen age boys, all practical jokers, a device that can adjust the level of "bimboness" in any woman. They use it on a co-ed, a female policeman, and a lady teacher. Then things go just a little haywire.

When the people revolt, a dictator and his son use magic to escape to new lives; not the ones they wanted, but the ones that they deserve.

When Phil agreed to be a guinea pig for Andy's new serum, he didn't know what the serum, a litle hypnosis, and his own mind would get him into.

Russ Walsh thinks he can use his status as the town's high school football star to escape justice, but Chloe Weaver has other ideas.

When Nick Lucas gets the promotion that Jeff Rayburn wanted, Jeff seeks a unique revenge.

When two crooks break into Magees Bar to steal a priceless record album, Simon, the Bar owner, picks a particularly appropriate punishment. (this story has experimental formatting as explained in the header)

Even in the future, burocracy is burocracy. Jack Murphy gets a government letter that will change his life.(please note: Fictionmania takes no responsibilty if you print out this form letter and use it yourself!)

A Nevada highway patrolman likes to stop cars and play games. One day, he stops the wrong car.

Ann thought that she neededa little love and appreciation, but what she bought at "Spells R Us" got her more than she bargained for.

Hear, o most noble friend, of the tale of the Jafar, the rebel chieftain, and of the wisdom of the Sultan, Amahl, who ended that rebellion in a manner strange and magical; pleasantly and with but the littlest shedding of blood.

"Dutch" Blucher decides to have a little fun picking a fight at Magees' Irish Pub. But Simon, the owner knows how to deal with trouble makers.

When Doriann complains about his neighbor's music, the neighbor finds a new way to solve the problem.